Kiki's first words were Wassat and ffff. Now she says Flower and Oh Wow and Nah and Harow (hello) and GoGohh (all gone) and Ovwa (au revoir) and CarCar. CarCar is a tough one because it sounds just like the French word for Poo and in the park and cafés it garners a markedly different response from the clappings and marvel she gets at home when she points at a wheel. What is actually a brilliant example of precise object recognition and expression, for the French public is random nappy humour. Oh, isn't she cute, everything's poopoo. Poor Kiki. I hope we can help her before she starts at crèche.