ME (in awe and shock): What could the pleasure be in getting kicked in the balls?
MR RABBIT: Are you serious?
Look, I can understand the pain thing, but what could be erotic about that much pain?
Are you seriously asking?
Do you think he wants to not have kids perhaps? So he's asking someone to kick him in the balls?
Haha, you're cute.
But seriously. And how would it actually happen? What about the human impulse to protect? You know - like when you try to fall over and break your leg to get attention - and no matter how hard you try - you just can't?
Like - do you think you could let someone kick you in the balls?
I couldn't but that doesn't mean-/
/I mean - you'd know the guy was coming to kick you in the balls. (much laughter) How would it play out? Would there be a scenario or something?
I suppose. Do you want rice or lasagne?
You'd have to not know he was going to kick you in the balls - surely. You'd have to arrange it that the guy knocks at the door and you open it - BANG - kick in the nuts - he runs off... (weeps with laughter)
But he asks for photos...
(barely able to speak)... the guy knocks at the door - BANG - kick in the nuts - the guy buckles over in agony... jacks off...
As the guy watches... because he took care to ensure the guy was good looking by asking for photos...
(the silence of pained laughter)
It can't be too fast an interaction - because he specifies that there's payment involved.
Knock at the door - who could it be? - BAF - kick in the balls - guy stands in hallway as guy bent over in agony furiously jacks off while pulling a twenty out of his pocket and offering it up -
It can't be right. He wouldn't allow all that to happen with the door open.
Mr Rabbit considers this. So - he either is able to suppress his human instinct to protect - which for me is the obvious answer, Rabbit. Otherwise it's the hit and run and they've done the transaction the night before via paypal.
Nah - if he had the money then he would never bother to show up and kick him in the balls.
Mr Rabbit starts reading a magazine article.
What about shoes? Takes mouthful of lasagne. He'd have to specify shoes. What if the guy came in big leather boots and knocked at the door - WHAM - smashes his balls-
You would want him not to have big shoes on
I just want to hear the negotiation! I'm sure it must be about the surprise moment - I do think the door must be it. Because even if there was a scenario... and perhaps shoes were taken off - you'd know it was coming! wouldn't you? And automatically protect your balls?
I don't know...
But you're a man!!
Yeah but there are all kinds of men. Maybe it's a parent thing - domination... or a schoolyard fantasy. Bullying? I don't know... Maybe he has lost his protection instinct - or something greater has overpowered it...
Things are suddenly bleak. They sit looking at the table.
Don't even ask
I just want to know.
She sighs. There is a great pause.
He would know he was coming to the door. So if he was protecting his balls in any way, he wouldn't open it.